What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.