What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist