What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo