What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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LMao Zedong

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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Coop-cakes !

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Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries