Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.