What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.