Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol