Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol