How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.