How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.