How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.