How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.