Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft