Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.