Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Check Mate Jokes More Check Mate Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

Brie Jokes More Brie Jokes

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.