Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.