Supper Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Brie Jokes More Brie Jokes

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ?

Brie me my supper !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead