Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.