Because it had a hole in the middle.
Same middle name.
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You put a guitar in his hands.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
