Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !