How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.