How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!