Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?