Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.