Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?