Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?