Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.