Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu