Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Klan Jokes More Klan Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What does a dyslexic klan member hate?

Gingers