Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

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What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.