How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.