Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel