Gerrymandarin.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Allah-bama
Bombs
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Dead parents
A mode of transportation. :D
Fiscal therapy
Crimea river
Couple's Daily Question Mug
O....Hi!.....o.....
The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Wonton-amo Bay
One U.S. Liter
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
Students: Yes!
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
The umpire called it: nine won one.
An ambulance.
They can lighten your load !
He gets thor arms!
I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy
log log log log log log log log log...
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
French press
Hitboxing!
Dewalts
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
The Nintendo Wii-Tard
You turn off the lights.
They combined for 16 paws.
