Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad