Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Drones can't tell either

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan