Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.