How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.