What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.