Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

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How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath