Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.