When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

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What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.