What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers