What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.