Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"