Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm