Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.