Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...