Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"