Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"