Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus