Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

Fruit Fly Jokes More Fruit Fly Jokes

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies