Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies