What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

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What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.