Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.