Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**