Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.