Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Beyonc Jokes More Beyonc Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.