Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Previous Random Joke Next

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere