Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.