How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

China Jokes More China Jokes

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

India Jokes More India Jokes

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Outsource Jokes More Outsource Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.