How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Chairman Miaow !

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What do you call India's top TV Show?

Dan Singh with the Sitars

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.