How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

India Jokes More India Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Outsource Jokes More Outsource Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.