Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine

What's a superheroes favorite narcotic?

Heroine