Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

China Jokes More China Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.