Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Who's there ! China ! China who?

China late isn't it !

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.