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1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.