Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Who is driving?

A cop.

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.