Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.