Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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You don't want beef with me

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He was just a nerdy digger.

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In case you get a hole in one.

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You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

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FAP!!!"

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Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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WD-4D

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Americas already got two running for president.

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In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.