What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

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What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it