What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.