What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying