What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

Paste unoriginal joke here)

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying