Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Well I'll be damned!

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He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.