Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.