Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.