Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.