Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.